Cunnova Day

Warning - this blog is going to feature the C word. If you don't like this word then fuck off, cunt! 😜

In Hobart I found something that tickled me immensely...

Voila!

This fun piece of chockie is from the MONA. If you haven't heard of the MONA you may have at least heard of the Wall Of Vaginas. I have always wanted to see the Wall Of Vaginas and was super happy to finally tick that off my bucket list!

Gotta love a good cunt ay!

They really are amazing! Comes in all shapes and sizes. Interesting and complex anatomy. Took bloody ages for doctors to understand how they work. They absolutely mesmerise some people (the MONA really hit that home). Brings lots of pleasure and joy to women and men. And we all started our lives from one. Not only that but cunt is a very big part of Aussie language.

You can be a:

Good cunt

Sick cunt

Dumb cunt

Shit cunt (don't be this one)

Mad cunt

Loose cunt

The list goes on!

So, if you ever go to Hobart please go to the MONA.

I'll admit most of the time I was walking around confused

There was some really weird shit in that building, some of it made me quite uncomfortable, which I guess is kinda the point of art... but it was interesting and fun and beezar!

I like things like that.

What I do not like was picking my car up at the mechanics this morning and being told that they couldn't fault the car, the issue is no longer there and I can drive back to the north coast...

... do you think that fucking happened???

I made it 50kms out of Hobart before Kermit started to heat up. By that point I was super fucking grouchy. Two different mechanics looked at the car, one "fixed" it, the other couldn't find an issue! So I kept driving and decided to see how far we could get.

Kermit made it almost 200kms before the check engine light came on and she had to get towed.

I'm hoping now someone will be able to fix what's wrong with her!

And thank God my mum had driven down to Hobart and was driving back today so I could still get home all safe.

So glad to have a fresh change of clothes! I've been wearing the same two shirts since last Thursday.

I'm going to end my post on a positive thought because I don't want to be a grumpy cunt.

Even though I didn't get to see the beautiful (so I'm told) east coast of Tassie, and even though Kermit is sick and no mechanic has been able to help her so far, and even though I was freezing my tits off the whole time, I really enjoyed my time in Hobart!

Hobart is beautiful. There's a lot to see and do, the food is pretty amazing (more on that next blog), there is so much Blackfulla pride around the place (more on that next blog) and it's not a big bustling city like Melbourne or Sydney so I didn't feel overwhelmed having lots of people around me.

Having fun at the MONA